I ran out of gas!

December 1, 2008 by T Love.

How embarrasing. lol. I knew I was low but thought I could make it. haha.

It all started this afternoon when I had to run a few errands. Well the BP I wanted to stop at I couldn’t because I was in the wrong lane and couldn’t get over. So I said “fuck it” and continued down the street to McDonalds. I parked the truck, went inside for the samich, walked back to the truck and turned the key. Sput sput sput. I said “Shit mo fo…if only Kevin could see me” lmao.

The truck was parked on an forward incline therefore depriving my fuel pump of what little precious fuel there was. So now I need gas. Luckily next door was a Sams Club gas station. Upon reaching a fuel pump with my hand dandy 1 gal fuel container (bought from the last time I ran out of gas with the Olds, lmao again), I read a little sign that said “Sams Club customers only”. I said, “awe man, you gots to be fucking kidding me. Shit dog man”.

A lady pulls up to the pump. I offer her $2 cash if I could just have her activate the pump for 1 gal of gas. This 60 yr old lady said no! She was afraid of that transaction. What a bitch. Another person wouldn’t help me out either. Can you believe it! Un-real. I ended up waiting for the gas station attendant who helped me out. He used his Sams Club card to activate the pump and the rest is history.

I know Young Man Kevin will just be rolling on the floor when he reads this. This is just fuel for the fire. lol.

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